@Roy Jacobsen: Some of us don't have feelings. THANKS FOR BRINGING IT UP ASSHOLE.

@dry-roasted-peanuts: Ha ha haha. When a song joke works as text, I think it deserves a chuckle.

@vlatro: I've been shaving with just warm water for a few months now. I couldn't find the shaving lotion stuff I liked anymore (the only tube I ever bought, my parents' dogs ate) and the canned shit (which wasn't twenty dollars like the stuff in the jar) makes my skin dry.

@jaaronisrael: I think you negotiate agreements and deals, and negotiate WITH people. Unless you're a human trafficker.

@adaorardor: Maybe he meant un-known carcinogen!

@SinclairFenelon: I just shaved after reading this, and that's what I've been doing, but not to keep the blade sharp, just for cleaning and out of laziness.

Did the video have to play automatically?

I've never read these mailbag posts before, but you are a genius. God damn I want tacos.

I just got the god damn windows 7. COME. ON.

@Nathan Obbards: I can't even get all my shit to work with my damn 64 bit windows 7 bullshit. Yeah I'm irritated.

@Nathan Obbards: You can milk pretty much anything with nipples.

@Sir-Lucius does anything for Dethklok: This is the quote you were looking for, it's about three minutes in:

@steesefactor: Haha I had no idea they had an NCIS writer. That is a bad sign.

@RicoTheSaboteur: I think it's great that you play characters that get killed. It makes it feel like the story is important. Even if everything else about the story is silly.

@Frank_Jaeger: It's more like someone buying their own ingredients and bringing them to your doughnut shop to give away on the condition that they buy coffee from your store.

@Nulls: I don't own any console and haven't really played games in years. But I've been thinking a lot about getting back into it.

@ReconToaster misses garnett :(: In Halo 2, I LOVED the matchmaking system. I'm not a competitive gamer, it's basically a novelty to me. I've never bought a console. I thought the matchmaking system was the greatest thing ever put in a shooter.

@Masonvrocks: In BF2, the Barrett rifle still took two shots to the chest to take out an enemy. For a game marketed toward gun nuts, that's a mistake.

@coil: From what I've read about problems on the PC, ignoring the debate over dedicated servers and console, they are not at all concerned with polishing the PC version.

@jgibson75: I wouldn't call it a full sized campaign.