He could hire a staff of comedy writers to come up with artful burns and first-class material, but then they’d probably expect salaries and benefits, so fuck that. Much better to look like shameless idiot and bask in the reflexive adoration of the internet’s neckbeards.

Also taking a shot at SNL...which he hosted and is one of the few reasons anyone who isn’t a techbro libertarian may even remotely tolerate him.

“Not only is this thing I stole because I thought it was funny NOT actually funny, but it’s not funny because you’re WOKE, wahhh woke woke, everything I don’t like is WOKE, crediting other people for things I steal is WOKE”

No doubt I’d suck. But at least I’d suck while not being an attention whore on Twitter.

one of the most innovative men to ever live.

“Yawn, another (liberal) author for a video game website trying to take a hit at one of the most innovative men to ever live.”

Never takes long for a Musk bro to show up and post something cringy and hilarious.   

Was gonna say the same thing.  Musk doesn’t believe in giving people credit because if he did he would have to admit he has never created a single thing, he just buys into other peoples shit

Convince me Musk isn’t just a slightly smarter “tech bro” version of Trump.

“Woke” is another word co-opted to be an insult, in a long line of things people co-opt because the truth behind the terms and/or discussion make them uncomfortable.

It’s so funny. Yeah, you do need introspection, self doubt, and self deprecation for humor. Three things conservatives are famous for.

Yes, horribly, that’s absolutely what he’s trying to say. 

He’s insanely rich because he started out ridiculously rich because of apartheid South Africa, I think you can guess

Musk not giving people credit for anything he shows off is exactly the reason why his army of Weird Nerds think that he singlehandedly invented Rockets, Space Travel, Electric Cars, and the entire concept of Engineering.

When you’re an insecure narcissist, the likes are the only thing keeping you going. Otherwise what are you left with? Self awareness, which leads to the disappointing realization that you’re an edgelord that no one truly likes? Fuck that!

Famous Asshole: “Hey, look at this funny thing I found, 95 million followers.”

Imagine being that rich and that thirsty for attention. 

This was critical, sure, but I gave Harris her props when I thought props were due. It’s interesting that you thought I “shat” on her.

easy there rambo