Meanwhile, across the street, the BMW folks are hopeful that they’ll be able to squeeze in a second car.

Thank you, Mr. Obvious. Can’t let them indulge in some self-encouragement while the storm is still pounding their state.

Why is Jalopnik paying attention to this nitwit?

But then the Camry would have cost $11,000 because of the disturbance in the balance of the force.

I am a 100% believer in climate change but I don’t see a goddamn thing anywhere that actually makes a plausible connection between this and climate change. Pheonix is universally acknowledged as the hottest major population center in the US. The fact of the matter is there’s a shitload more pavement, of different…

Now here’s a twist. I was the seller in this sketchy car transaction.

A friend of mine bought a VW Diesel Golf. Turns out the sellers lied about the emissions or something big time. Super sketchy scenario. Whatevs. Sellers took it back.

Except in cases where you’re required to by an HOA, care about your property values, or care about your relationship with your neighbors.

Lol this was the first thing that case to my mind as well.

I was about to ask what the cut-off date is for being a dudebro, but apparently it’s something you never outgrow.

Fortunately, there is now one more low mileage Subaru engine in this world to help someone else out.

Honda Element - will run forever, back seat has more legroom than any car I’ve ever seen (though it’s a pain to get into when in a parking lot with cars on either side due to backwards opening doors), inside is plastic - super easy to clean out and did I mention it runs forever?

3rd gen 4Runner. Similar to the Jeep recommended by Matt but (arguably) more reliable and slightly more usable interior space. Similar to the Land Cruiser suggested by Tavarish, but [marginally] better on gas and smaller. Can be had in 4cyl / 5spd / 4x4 if you look hard enough. Though 4 cyl is just as thirsty as the…