Ponytail and messy bun are my best friends. Some days I leave it down thinking it looks good. And then I see it in a mirror later and I look like a crazy bag lady.

I said no to a marriage proposal once actually.

We were 18 or 19. He was bi-polar heroin addict *not* seeing anybody for help so... not an ideal situation. One night we were watching a movie in bed and all of a sudden his face lit up and turned to me like "Let's get married! Everything would be easier if we were…

Continuing to pop out kids while in such a volatile industry/situation seems like a terrible idea as well. You know things could go south at any time and can barely afford to raise the kids you already have yet you continue to have more? Just putting more and more people through the wringer of moving constantly with…

I use this gif a lot, but this was my reaction to that part:

1 star = 1 prayer

Dakota Johnson

Justin Bieber Baratheon

... and you didn't slap the shit out of her? Or at least get a sick burn in? "NOBODY WANTS YOUR DISEASED LOLLIPOPS, CATHY. THEY'RE NOT EVEN GLUTEN FREE."

Gluten'll make your dick fly off.

Maybe they just think it'll be over then, like one godawful day in the month of feburary to mourn both of them, as opposed to letting it be drawn out. Maybe they need to pick a day to let her go and the only way they can emotionally justify picking a day to let a 21 year old officially pass away is to link the days,…

Nah, the obvious money grab for Kee-fuh is a line of green hoodies.

As I was clicking through I just kept saying "not Gary, not Gary, not Gary."

It was Gary.

DISCLOSURE: Cos you mentioned spanx and I can make that about me.

It's not standard, it's an abomination. At it's most fundamental, guacamole is composed of 3 things: avocado, garlic, and salt. No garlic, no guac.

It would make a better Kinja name!

Right? If your guac is sitting around long enough for it to brown, you're not making very good guac. :)

Lime juice to keep it from browning? But! Seriously though, any guac within my striking distance will never have a chance to brown.

I would normally judge about a picky rider request, but guacamole is something that should be taken very seriously.