I work at a vet clinic at we had a dog come in that ate a grill grate because it smelled like steak. It was fine.

Will Art Briles be giving the keynote address?

My family missed a connecting flight and got stuck in Miami for the 2003 NCAA National Championship game where Ohio State beat Miami (We’re big OSU fans). They put us in a hotel and gave us free room service, and were actually happy to miss the flight so we could watch the game. I remember Maurice Clarrett stealing…

When are we getting more CLOWNFISTER content?