I was never any good at the wall bouncing, so I’d just throw a smoke, rev my chainsaw, and go into the fog. It worked pretty well for me. 

I’ve said it before and I’ll happily say it again...

I feel like a fossil reading this and I'm only 30. What's going on at Kotaku recently...

better yours than mine.

“He is welcome to play my asshole, brother.”

I want to make it clear that I also do not want Pauly Shore to play me in any future biopics.

seriously, who the fuck is looking forward to this, outside of people who want to stare at Sweeney some more. 

Until we get an adaptation of the story that had Peter kill Mary-Jane with his spider-sperm, there will always be SOMETHING left to say.

Anderson disappeared up his own ass with that one.

Marvel just fired him.

I’m kind of hoping there’s two and no more. Those books go off the rails quickly.

She is so fucking funny and such a find, truly a woman who matches — and even exceeds! — Danny McBride’s energy.

Agree 100%.  Normally Danny McBride is the funniest guy in anything he is in.  And as great as he is on RG, I am not even sure if he cracks the top 5 of the funniest characters.  Edi is #1, Goggins #2

Edi Patterson for me. In an incredible ensemble cast that includes John Goodman just killing it, she still stands out.

Um no.

She should have said, “It’s your choice, Jonathan. You do you.”

Charlize from her role as Rita on Arrested Development. Michael thought she was a quirky, carefree British woman, but turned out she was developmentally disabled. The “MR F” bracelet she wore meant... well, you can look that up.

Eastern Promises is incredible. A surprising omission from the Gangster movie list. 

New Jack City and Eastern Promises*

I can never talk enough about THE ICE HARVEST, which in addition to being the dark Xmas movie Die Hard only wishes it could be, is also a great view inside Midwest townie Mafia life.