Groundbreaking, never seen before: a story that jerks itself off about New York City, something our culture was sorely lacking on film, tv, books, the news, politics, and more.

The fact that he’s a stand-up comic and not a sketch performer, but has lasted 6 season on SNL is truly white male privilege.

Holy shit. This is about the dumbest fucking post I’ve ever seen on here.

Well it appears you have raised a cunt.

A white girl is telling you that Terry Crews is bad and wrong.

I’ve been preparing my whole life for this day.

Yeah, I loved that scene too. Unfortunately in that scenario, the poor old man lost all of trust in her once she shown her full colors. She was too little too late in trying to make amends.

Underboob never gets old.

Believe it or not women are free to choose how to dress and how to express their sexuality. 

The code is really the only way to beat Contra 

Nice memorial, thanks. RIP Kazuhisa Hashimoto. Thanks for giving me a chance to practice in those games.

No. the correct insult is,”go fuck yourself with a broken bottle covered in hot sauce.”

The green chili put into things is really the key here. You could put that on anything, and it gets 10x better. There’s a place in Pueblo called Burrito’s Betty that has the best goddamn breakfast burrito in all of Colorado. Order the #10 with green chile and prepare to have your mind blown.

It’s Like the exact opposite of forgetting I had asparagus. In that case, I am pleasantly surprised amd reminded.

On behalf of the American South, “What in tarnation is going on here?”

Here’s a better Marfa-related image you could’ve used. So welcoming and friendly.

We need a “guess his name” competition. I’m going with Thad.

I really liked the book and the movie, flaws and all. Probably because I’m a 90s kid and a huge music nerd so even though the main protagonist was a guy I totally related to the list making and obsessing. But I think it worked in a specific era/generation, and doesn’t make sense now.

He has to go contact all of his exes who, for some reason, seem chill not only seeing him but telling him how they feel? Every woman he contacted magically did that?

or LeSueur peas? Other canned peas are an abomination.