I really appreciate you and the fact that amidst all this insane bullshit, you can still be incredibly pissed about the nonstop lies and inanity coming out of it mouth.
I’m not being sarcastic. What fucking moron says he can build a road for $4 million?

I haven’t even gotten thru the first few minutes of the video and he’s already talking out of his ass. “I could have built it for $4 or $5 million dollars..” Does he seriously even know how a highway is built? Even IF you could just build one without a single permit, it still costs over $1 million dollars a mile to…

I.... have no idea where you’re going with that headline or this article?

One of my parents is literally his same age. So yeah, old to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

He’s 54, not 74. Christ.

I love love love Richard Sherman. He should have a show. Can’t be worse than so much of what’s currently on.

The Bears play 95% of their games on Sunday at noon. Titties will be kissed.

I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is…

No. The real enemy is the People’s Front of Judea.

He’s not natural in the pocket

Title Nein

When asked about “why”, Batman responded:

I like Leslie Jones a lot, but I’m not down with this tweet. I would find it disgusting if a man tweeted it about a woman, or anyone tweeted it about anyone else, for that matter. Flat out saying, “Yeah, I really think you should have sex with me” just seems like sexual harassment to me, let alone when that goes out…

So, I hate John Mayer and think he is an insufferable douche, but I also think the Leslie Jones comment is kind of creepy and weird.

Man, that’s a good way to get yourself Siouxed.

I would back a law requiring this, but as long as anyone manufactures replica or toy guns that look real, people will buy them.

FFS every single non-lethal gun manufactured and sold should look cartoonishly garish, like water guns, to avoid the chance of confusion.

Tony Romo was also hurt during the play.

There’s a whole caste system on that robot planet. While the poorest people who occupy the lowest rung have heads with knobs, antennas and old school black and white screens. Whereas King Robot, father of the former Prince IV, has a 90" LED flat screen for a head.

Join your local Society for Creative Anachronism branch and you too can have your head bashed in by a knight in armor.