I’ll hand that one over to the Pro-kink lobby. I’m willing to bet many things that he’d be into that.

Maybe we just all have crippling trust/intimacy issues given how much criticism we receive on a daily basis. Thanks, Boomers!

That hashtag made me smile.

And I really hope it starts getting used regularly.

Ken Rosenthal is reporting on the Olympics??

#puigyourfriend is a great hashtag. It is endearing and it flows much better than my failed #shrodingersfistyourfriend branding attempt.

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

We’re all terrible. It’s a deep bond. Stronger together and all.

I honestly feel awful for these athletes. This is the dream and now they have to deal with this. I hope everyone in the IOC dies a slow painful death. Fuck them all with a rusty corkscrew.

This is completely hilarious and will remain as such until someone inevitably dies

Best description of the movie yet.

Pulling off a 360° dunk on the Chinese National team is like getting a hole in one on a putt-putt course. It’s not that big of a deal.

I was surprised by his response not because he’s black or an athlete, but because I assume that most kids in college couldn’t think or write this well.

Hi. Are you new to Deadspin? Here on Deadspin we believe the NCAA is a sham and the idea of a “student” athlete is a sham. Regardless of race, gender or religion most “student athletes” (especially the elite ones) are not generally at school for school.

Not only was his response well articulated it was also deep with…

Good job by the five cops. I hope officers Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny and Jenny receive an award from their department.

How do you smash a plastic bottle?

I think a buddy comedy-action movie with Chris and Dwayne is needed.

Describing Larson as a model/”it” girl isn’t particularly fair. This isn’t Gal Gadot with her dubious acting history - Larson has an Oscar for best actress on her mantle, along with a BAFTA, SAG and Golden Globe award.

Wait, if John Spartan wipes his ass with the law and Judge Dredd is the law, then, in the future, Sylvester Stallone wipes his ass with himself. Man. What a time to be alive.

I ask this as someone who isn’t super familiar with the character. But how old do you think is the proper age? Is this something that is mentioned in the comics? Brie Larson is 26 now, so she’ll be 27-28 when this is filmed (birthday is in October).

Sweet jesus, how great is that GIF?