That’s where my brain went first as well!

tom cant eat those things because heis in fact a fancy dog

I honestly can’t believe Tom Brady can get enough calories on this kind of a diet in order to fuel him as a professional athlete. I get that football quarterbacks aren’t the MOST athletic athletes out there, but how much fucking quinoa salad do you have to eat in order to get enough calories to fuel a…

Funny way of spelling Pup Boy.

......I thank God every day that there were no cell phone cameras during the ‘80s.....

Curious grip he’s got on it, too.

I said upthread that I made good choices at 18. Had there been social media in those days I might have had a shot at regrets.

a) like many of us do at 2AM when we’re schmammered and back at home after a night out, he likes Facebook-stalking his exes to just to make everything slightly worse in his life

(Poser) thug. Whatever in his mind makes him feel street while living in his girlfriends mansion.

Beiber set perfect example of what not to do at 2am and being hammered.

Thanks for posting the Prince Ali shot for reference. As a UNI grad, nothing will ever top that shot(arguably the ballsiest shot in the history of the tourney), but this one came close. I’m still drunk and texting people I went to college with that I haven’t spoken to in years.

I hate you and I love you for it.

Because I’m tired of seeing black people as uneducated street folks. Black girls need to see themselves in STEM as much as white ones.

Why would they have a tortilla in Minnesota? It’s rolled lefse and pickled herring.

So, high school goes until age 23 in Minnesota?

That's actually pickled herring-lutefisk is straight-up translucent.

“Wheel of Time” by Robert Jordan/Brandon Sanderson. The series probably needed to be about 6 books shorter. There were whole books- long books- where it felt like NOTHING happened.

Alright I’m just gonna go ahead and say what everyone’s thinking:

The problem is that when teachers go on strike, parents don’t experience some come-to-Jesus moment when they start appreciating teachers for putting up with their shitty kids. Parents resent and blame the teachers for making the parents deal with their own shitty kids for the duration of the strike.