True, she was more about Dat Ass and Dem Hips.

I have been raped. To shield me and handle me with kid gloves is to deny me the strength I have worked so hard to regain. I’m a woman, and I understand as much as any survivor that rape happens. Trigger warnings are bullshit.

John Waters is supremely cavalier and dismissive and that is precisely why we love him.

Pretty disgusting that Manning would use this opportunity to shill for Budweiser. Especially when he owes this win to Miller.

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

I’ve fucked a neighbor’s couch, I’m pretty sure I can handle a machine.

Whatever, as a parent of twins, you have no idea how valuable a prize this is.

THIS IS AWESOME!!! Uh, on an embarrassing note: I didn’t know DC had deer. Unless this is a more suburban area?

Because the internet is mentally 16 and feels the need to rebel against things that are popular.

I....I LIKE sriracha. Why is there always a backlash against innocent tasty products that only want to make your taste buds happy and never asked for frenzied internet fame? (See also: bacon, avocados, both of which are also delicious AND taste good with sriracha.)

Cholula is my favorite for most Mexican food. In fact, there are like 9 varieties of hot sauce in my house, each for different cuisine. Tabasco goes on breakfast foods. Frank’s goes on pizza and wings (and, occasionally, fried tofu.) Sriracha goes on fish and vegetables. My system is perfect, y’all.

OK I feel like I need to explain why I think 69 is great cause most people seem to disagree. So at first I agreed with most of you that it sucks, mostly because of the not really being able to concentrate fully on either giving or receiving. The trick I found is if you have your partner give you head first and bring…

It could very well be “weird” for them but something tells me they are doing alright.

To answer your questions, yes and yes.

That Minuteman at 7:24 going full Beast Mode, launching himself at the army.

Where’s THAT asshole been when raiders keep kidnapping my settlers?

Vinatieri went to South Dakota State...

Dear Stanford: that cow state of Iowa legalized same-sex marriage before California by a score of 2009 to 2013. Four years before. Think about that before mocking them.

I usually try to lay off Clinton while commenting here (this is a new burner,) but this audio of her laughing about the tricks she used to get a likely child rapist off the hook has really soured me on her. I used to be fine with the idea of voting for her if Bernie didn’t get the nomination; now, I really can’t…