Lena Dunham, Lena Dunham. I think that MRA sketch with the woman who I'm assuming was latina (ugh), encapsulates just how awful Lena Dunham actually is.

"Still, I'm not sure why you'd rather watch a random European game with unidentifiable Italian and Spanish players when you could watch an equally entertaining game of players who grew up in cities you've been to and who attended colleges you've visited."

I really don't get the MLS hate. Of course it's not as good as EPL or La Liga. As soon as either of those leagues puts a team in Portland, I'll probably attend a bunch of their games. Maybe it's because I'm not a hardcore soccer fan, but I can still enjoy the sense of community that comes along with going to Timbers…

This article doesn't make me want to watch MLS, but it did magically turn me into a lustful cockmonster.

Awesome article. It's pretty amazing how people can reject elite level athletes and their achievements just because they're not on ESPN 24/7.

I'm a CFL fan, so this pretty much explains exactly how I feel anybody insults that league.

MLS has the best stadium atmosphere of any league in the US, and it's not even close. No one is priced out, everyone is there to have fun, enjoy the game day experience, and it's family friendly. I'm not watching random MLS games on TV yet, but I'm a Red Bulls season ticket holder and I go to every home game (Ok, not…

I need to say that as an Iowan, the majority of the state does not claim Steve King & are regularly embarrassed by him. We like to pretend that the northwest portion of the state doesn't exist, (save for a few good eggs) and we're proud of the fact that gay marriage has been legal here (by a unanimous decision) since…

...except not.

Samus, when she was "voiceless," occupied a position in Literature commonly referred to as the "paper doll." Most aspects of her personality were either toned down or eschewed entirely in favor of allowing the player to essentially overlay themselves onto Samus, the better to internalize the experience…

That's a metaphor for life itself, right there.

I think this is a huge problem. Too many restaurants that go out of their way to procure quality ingredients tart them up beyond recognition, or are once-in-a-blue-moon-overpriced fine dining. It boggles the mind because I find restaurants that prepare quality ingredients simply and consistently are busier, and in…

I'm not against bacon! I'm against sticking it where it doesn't belong. It doesn't belong wrapped around a sea scallop.

You forgot: Don't be tall. I do yoga, and everything possible to prevent back issues. doesn't matter, if you're over 6'5 (i'm 6'8) your back is time bomb waiting until your 20's to explode. I'm 25 and have probably paid for half my chiropractors house at this point

Naw, yoga's yoga- so whatever keeps you motivated.

DDPYoga. Seriously, it's the best workout ever for your spine (and the rest of your body no matter what shape or age).

Can't tell you how many times I've started typing something just to delete it all because it doesn't matter how much cushion I put around it, I know I'm just going to get vitriol and hate if I hit Publish... Group Think (the psychological principle not the web page) sucks.

it's, uh... it's "Jennifer".

Hey, why should we bother differentiating between men when we womenfolk are all exactly the same and we all want to be treated exactly the same and only want to be noticed for our gender and not our personal contribution to the world and our interactions with other people on an individual basis. Oh, wait. I think I…

It seems perfectly reasonable to me to call out all forms of negative behavior, and doing so regarding one kind of bad behavior (broad generalizations) in no way undermines or invalidates calling out even worse behavior (depraved internet stalking).

They jumped on you, but it WAS a childish comment.

Knowing that my parents met curling means knowing that my parents met drunk.