Ahem. 1984 is about the least romantic book I can think of. Room 101.

It needs to be finished!

In my book it's kinda hard to top this one:

"Whatever." - Mark Kelso.

Professional singers would tell us that their voice IS an instrument.

Wait, you're still mad about this?

If you're going to go through the trouble to warm your steaks sous-vide style in a beer cooler, might I suggest just cooking them in there? It cooks them to the perfect temperature, and you can even add aromatics/flavorings to the bag they cook in. Then just sear them over disfiguringly high heat to get a nice crust.

"You got to marry these girls when they are about 15 or 16, they'll pick your ducks. You need to check with mom and..."

Tebow won't make it to a 2nd broadcast. He'll never successfully throw it back to the studio, thus creating a never-ending pregame show.

SHIELDS: You okay, man?

Back to the Future 3? What are you talking about? They made Back to the Future 1, set in 1955, Back to the Future 2, set in 2015, and Back to the Future 4, set in a dystopian version of society where Arnold Schwarzenegger is a robot and he comes back to hang out with Edward Furlong and says things like "I'll Be Bahk."

No, I made it up. Also, there is no Santa.

"never not" LOL. agreed.