I remember it being fun at the time. Gambits were a neat combat touch. I can’t for the life of me remember why I stopped playing it. Possibly that was around the time my son was born, and games just sorta disappeared for a few years.

I don’t remember hot bunny girl’s boobs being quite that big in the game.

He was 79 and fat. His heart murdered him.

I’m not going to lie, I had to look up Bartleby the Scrivener. Damn good reference, Petchesky.

How is this not filed under Yo Soy Fiesta?

Me in a nutshell. Combined with not speaking unless I actually have something worth saying, this gives me a reputation of being aloof, not engaged in the workplace, and dour.

It would have to be. Christian Bale did The Machinist and Batman Begins in the same year.

I agree completely. No one ever seems to talk about it, either. You think a 100M dollar movie wouldn’t have a trainer with “a particular set of skills” to make sure Thor looks appropriately god-like?

Guarantee they are using more than creatine when prepping for those roles. Even something as relatively safe as testosterone can have massive results when you are lifting on a regular basis. Bodybuilders use steroids for a reason, they work really, really well. There aren’t many long term side effects, either, so it…

I’m not going to say creepy things about Allison Williams on the internet.

Uh, cool?

“Corn Shuckin and Butt Fuckin 5: Pass the Butter”

If both of you are rich as shit, like Mariah and James, what is the advantage of being married? Certainly nothing that necessary for taxes or insurance. I guess just certain legal spousal rights? It never made sense to me why someone that gets divorced would marry again, unless they were concerned about the religious…

Same here. Like where would they sleep?

Is this a soda? What the fuck is going on?

Stray thoughts throughout.

“Jada Pinkett Smith—whose husband Will Smith was overlooked for a nomination for Concussion”

I don’t like my *skin’s* chances against it, but muscle and bone, sure.

Diverticulitis in a bag, but damn if I don’t love those.

True, but it remains legal. A win with an asterisk is still a win.