Michael Jackson still gets a pass.

And here I thought I was alone in the world. You aren’t my cousin or anything, are you?

Am I crazy, or does the weapon stats layout in the inventory look exactly like Borderlands?

Be sure to stack them alternately head to foot.

A couple observations, first, he’s pretty quick for a refrigerator, but yeah, would probably gas out. Second, I genuinely wonder how he would do with take downs. Could McGregor legitimately do anything, or would he just get smashed in a grapple?

Like a spoonful of mayonnaise.

The oddities of Dreams/nightmares. You aren’t going to ask about the anthropenis character with an erection?

Without a doubt. I’m amazed she isn’t more famous than she is, and kind of stuck in middling comedy roles. But she was awesome in Parks and Rec, so props to her for bringing it.

I’m not admitting that I may have shit in a cornfield.

I’m not Googling this, and you can’t make me.

I’m with you. By blind luck of geography, I’ve had Qdoba probably 12 years before I ever saw a Chipotle in person.

No judging here. Shake it Off is catchy as shit.

Or 900 for a few 11 year olds.

What’s a little mind blowing to me, is that 50M is a statistically significant percentage of the world’s population. A bit under 1%, I guess, but still.

It’s been Native American Day in South Dakota for a minimum of 20 years.

He’s 5’9” and maybe 130 pounds. Unless it’s past mid-thigh, it’s nothing special.

Whatever they’re selling, I’m buying.

He always reminds me of the Dick Tracy villain, Little Face.

For me, that’s like a month of pizza and alcohol without running.

You are not. Welcome to being OLD!