To badly paraphrase Dan Savage, "Any model that doesn't come with Oral Sex as standard, should be returned to the dealer."

GWB: Selma's the gal that wouldn't get off the bus, right?

You know it.

You're welcome.

For what it's worth, I really really really enjoy seeing music gear articles on Giz.

Go get em, son!

Huh. Feeling better about myself now. That's more or less my physique, and I'm just an average close-to-middle-age worker drone.

I don't have that face though. That smile has opened a lot of doors, and other portals.

You want to see a suicide drone? Check out me in the backyard with my new RC helicopter. It's like 3am after New Years in the sky.

Right? I mean, she has the body of a sex robot, and we are all talking about her.

I've always agreed with those sentiments.

You sure put those pig farmers in their place. All raising animals for food and shit. Uppity motherfuckers.

making foods taste bold is much easier than discerning and coaxing to clearest expression what makes them taste good,

Babs?

If I were famous enough to warrant Paps following me, I'd wear this to and from everywhere.

I second DDP Yoga. I've been doing it for maybe 20 weeks now, and my back feels great. It is just slightly Bro-tastic, but I'll be damned if it doesn't work.

That's very kind of you. I should probably have learned by now just to not comment on things.

Alright. Thank you. ;)

Alright. Thank you.

Ok. Consider my privilege checked.

What those guys are doing is creepy and horrible. Without question. They clearly need some positive female role models in their life. I feel fortunate to have had a few.