While doing penance in summer school 1969 I was constrained by the rule that only let you miss TWO days of summer session. Having already lost one with feeling crappy, I was up against losing two to attend the 1969 Watkins Glen Can-Am/six hour FIA race. I needed to pass the classes but, hey the GLEN!!! Solution? Use…

Thanks for reading, Ginger!

Bring back Cheap Seats

The mouth said “run it up their donkey”, but the eyes say “go outside and cut your own switch”

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

Eat, sleep, train.

Yeah, I mean, you say a “legitimate” play for the ball, and I get what you are saying. Usually the “play” for the ball in these situations is a lame, half-hearted “attempt” that’s just a wave in the direction of the ball. And yeah, it’s dumb that’s considered enough of a play for the ball to not be a flagrant foul. …

I heard both sides of the advocacy on this (Webber v. Guys in Studio) and I think the flagrant call was unnecessary, but justifiable. Webber made the point that “rarely” in late game situations where the trailing team needs to foul is there an actual play on the ball. But that’s not quite true. From what I see…

Should be fixed now.

When he starts a band.

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“ My guess is he is supressing the hatred and let it slip” ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!? I hate it when my hatred, ever so neatly and quietly tucked away, slips out. Talk about a fucking leap

Is the guy fucking one of the letters from the Nazi SS logo?

oh my.

Vigilante teen is a good teen.

ya

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

I had pretty chalk takes: Calvin and Hobbes and Peanuts at 10, The Boondocks, Krazy Kat, The Far Side, and Bloom County at 9. My strongest take is probably that Mallard Fillmore is the single worst strip of all time (it didn’t get enough votes to place).

Good news for you, they’d never release specific lyrics.