Diane, I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies…

Last night, Streep won and Trump lost. That was all I needed to hear.

I can't imagine how much Con Man Trump will be despised by this time next year. He's had it easy so far.

Trump needs to stop worrying about Meryl Streep and stay focused on the new Celebrity Apprentice. C'mon, priorities!

The really sickening thing is that we have a long, long way to go before we reach the bottom of all this.

Superman looks like he's trying to pull off Blue Steel.

And the Trumpkins still defend him. "But Hillary…"

I love this. Tucker is a gift for liberals.

I'm sure the Frontline piece will be excellent, as they always are. But the ones who should watch it won't and the rest will be horrible confirmation for everyone else who's been paying attention.

Wow, did I hate Everybody Wants Some. Maybe it's because I was in college during that time and it didn't look like Fire Island. And it was a lot funnier.

Screw you, Arnold. He's your boss - not mine.

I love that Lebowitz quote. So unbelievably accurate.

Yep. Same fine viewers that made stars out of Duck Dynasty & Honey Boo Boo. Plus, where else can grandpa legitimize staring at legs & cleavage?

Sure seems that way. One too many wives of Abraham.

Lazy sequels for Ride Along, Zoolander and anything Madea should have earned some votes is this.

Okay, so no Expanse or Baskets. No Mr. Robot. No Master of None. I guess they needed more OJ.

This is where our president elect goes for news. He skips actual intelligence briefings but listens to this. Maybe he can give this guy a cabinet position.

Best shows that never get attention: 12 Monkeys, The Exorcist, The Venture Brothers, Review.

There really isn't any way to discuss Trump without slamming him. The insults are baked in.

Looking forward to watching this somewhere else in about 3 years.