despite the topless Anakin scene in RotS....

It’s the metrics. Clearly the polarity of responses the movie is getting means that there are clicks to be had and comment threads to be filled, so, one more post to get them. And that’s fine by me, but eventually they’ll wear out we’ll all move on.

I was really distracted when all the women in the audience pulled their vibrators out right then and there and went to work.

Located another crybaby pissboi.

The prequels introduce using the force to propel a person. You have the Jedi doing multi-story jumps and flips and all sorts of gravity defying movies in combat.

Another case of people getting the pitchforks out for diversity and then not supporting it.

Rob - I’m largely on the same page as you. Born in 1976, and Luke Skywalker is my hero.

Die Moist

No one fucking cares.

That’s a good list and that list maker (along with the movie’s director) should feel good about it.

She didn’t use the Force. The Force used her.

“But killing Phasma was a huge mistake.”

appalled that their kids were seeing this

Wonder what the Twi’lek translation is for “jealous as fuck”

The milking thing was primal Star Wars. It’s indie filmmaker George Lucas making a weird 1970s space movie weirdness. RJ tapped right into that shit.

First and most obviously, it wasn’t a rehash of ESB. It was ESB remixed with Return of the Jedi in a way that absolutely precludes the possibility of Episode IX following the plot beats of RotJ; we’ve had the big throne room confrontation, we’ve had the “I feel the conflict within you” speech, and like Luke said, it…

You care so little about Star Wars that you spared a portion of your personal time and redacted a lengthy post about how you dislike the movie and how you’re so over it?

Okay, let’s get into it…Not a fan.

Isn’t this really more like....

Funnily enough, I loved this movie for the exact same reasons you hated it, my dude