Then this isn’t the movie you’re looking for.

Always has been.

They could start with “Pay attention to the movie, so you know what’s going on.”

I have that toy, it came with the speeder bike.

I have many different Leia toys in every different outfit. Let’s not pretend Hasbro just started making them this year.

Looks ass.

That’s Archangel.

He’s talking about a certain type of gun, and in the context of a weapon.

Here you go dickhead.

Not too familiar with Batman are you?

It proves how clueless you are about Batman.

Which “literal” Christ story involved Jesus flying over to flood victims and fighting monsters?

Did you know sun damage ages you? Did you know Tatooine has two suns? Did you know the gap from Episode I to Episode II was 10 years?

So you watched the non-canon version? You suck at this.

How does the gravity work?

Only in Batman’s mind.

I remember when io9 had porn.

Dungeons & Dragons

The Jetsons

The Flintstones