All Of The Star Wars Movies were Great, You Fools

You know what? You suck.

I loved this show.

The Expanded Universe was NEVER canon.

“Oh did your dad dress like this? Oh I didn’t know. This is just how I like, feel.”

Because cheesesteaks are fucking awesome. Duh bro.

It’s like a hip-hop slap fight.

It’s my favorite of the 6.

I’ve always loved the prequels, glad you came around. There’s more of us than you think. There’s a vocal minority of haters out there. I saw multiple theatrical viewings of all 3, and Episode I and II in double digits. There were cheers and clapping every single time. I’ve been to 3 Star Wars Celebrations, and the…

Those reviews are lame as fuck and amateur hour.

It’s too bad they blew the ending in End of Days. That could’ve been a classic.

Kudos to The Star Wars Hater for seeing the light, and the shout-out to Ring Theory. I believe George Miller is employing it with his new Mad Max movies as well.

I would watch the shit out of Gotham High.

You suck.

I’m not going to stop watching Star Wars because it was distributed by 20th Century FOX, or stop watching The Simpsons because it’s on FOX, or Always Sunny in Philadelphia because it’s on F/X.

You’re so missing out. Don’t blame the delicious chicken.

On the same cycle.

Someone explain to me how this differs from gender identity.

The Buddy Garrity of football?

You’re doing it wrong. First you wipe axle grease from your war rig over the top of your face, then you spray paint your mouth.