I was born in Newark, NJ in 1982, the same year the Colorado Rockies moved to New Jersey to become the Devils. I went to my first Devils game in 1988 when I was six years old. They somehow beat the Oilers, even though I don’t remember anything about the game. I watched his first ever win on television back when he was…

As many may know, when I was emperor, i tried something similar, except I had the decency not to overstep and only made MY horse a senator.