And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

It is illegal to present a falsified National Weather Service report. BUT! I think that only applies when the country follow laws and stuff.

Yes, it’s Mike Mayock! The football sensation that’s sweeping the nation! Only $14.95 at participating stores! Get one today!

The Poop Standard Selection Committee (me) has taken your point under advisement and determined it does not dole out participation trophies.

Seems shortsighted to me. What’s he going to do without football? Other than his family, tens of millions of dollars, a Stanford education, and relative youth, football was all he had going for him.

Dearest Mother,

I actually think he would have been a perfect fit for the Knicks, because he isn’t a very good basketball player.

Holy crap, if ‘try on a hijab’ counts as Islam run amok then I have some SERIOUS complaints about the “Christians” in this country.

He should be asked questions constantly. He should be asked over and over and over about why he views people of color as not deserving of being here, why he thinks he is above the law, why he wants to cage children, why he wants to end democracy, and so on.

Another infuriating, stark reminder that abusers don’t fit any specific profile, they’re everywhere. Apologies for apparently being one of the few commenters who don't find this funny.

Let’s be honest, they’ve been perfecting the response for years: “THOSE people are allowed to say it in their rap songs and talking about each other, but the Leader of the Free World can’t use it? You’re the real racist because you hate white people so much that you want to police their freedom of speech.”