That said, I am a shitty friend. Just not GRRM’s.

....what? Scherzer is getting paid more money than God. He’s making more than Strasburg will. What fucking universe is this comment from?

What does this even mean? Are they supposed to give Scherzer an even bigger contract than the huge contract they gave him last year? Should they not have given Strasburg an extension because Scherzer is capable of historically great games?

Sports connection to this story: I believe the Robin Ficker quoted on this story is a famous sports heckler who has been physically attacked by, among others, Kevin McHale.

Robin Ficker, a visitor from Maryland, said he taunted the bear for crashing the glass even more awkwardly than Kwame Brown.

Hasn’t everyone wanted to throw a rock at Robin Ficker by now?

Robin Ficker, a visitor from Maryland, said he was watching “the bears wrestling with each other and looking at the people” shortly after the zoo opened at 9 a.m.