Say what you want about Draymond but at least his shaft didn’t hurt anyone.

Another horrible example for America’s youth, when will people finally learn to hold their phone properly while shooting video? smdh

You might say Ready wasn’t...

Things I will always remember about Peanut:

Is there a way that you can replace the author photo with of those cool holographic pics from the 90s? So when when we move the book, we see something like this:

Lupica’s got some nerve ragging on Durant for joining the Warriors while simultaneously wearing Steph Curry’s sneakers.

Sweet mascot though.

I’m surprised the winner wasn’t Teamy McTeamface.

Fuck this fucking idiot. What did he think this was? A Twitter poll?

Jabroni is #10

They were until Kasich killed the budget for Ohio’s long-term mental institutions.

Let me tell you something about the Cleveland Cavaliers: Fuck the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Frankly, this is refreshing when you consider that the normal course of action for a superior in dealing with the misdeeds of friars is to simply cover them up.

Look, it happens. You have a fair bit of success and it makes you get a big head.

He cycled all the time in his playing days

The only reason I can come up with is to have someone hold your hand on your deathbed...but that’s what hookers are for.

“I did not have sexual relations with that girl”
“I should spend tens of millions of dollars investigating this and try to get this man impeached!”
-Ken Starr 1997

“Did I rape her? I mean...”
“Good enough for me!”
-Ken Starr 2016