Could be another example of Megyn Kelly caring about issues that directly affect Megyn Kelly....

Sorry...that was me after a Taco Tuesday run. I can't even begin to tell you how embarrassed I was after I let that last one rip. I thought nobody noticed, but apparently, being out in the middle of nowhere just doesn't cut it anymore...

i'm personally a fan of

Butt Window Spice

I've linked the definition of racism here for you, Saladin:

This article is way more informative and self-respecting than the 900 articles TechCrunch has released so far today, as each of their writers sees who can get his or her tongue the furthest into Tim Cook's ass.

as an apple fan I have one thing to say:

"I see no hope for the future of our people if they are dependent on frivolous youth of today, for certainly all youth are reckless beyond words... When I was young, we were taught to be discreet and respectful of elders, but the present youth are exceedingly wise [disrespectful] and impatient of restraint".

Mmmmm, Pi.

As with all things in life and the universe at large, Simpsons did it first.

Why do Cardinal fans get lumped up in this shit? This fucking twat of a writer spews this garbage and let's go ahead and associate all of the team's fans with it. As a Cards fan, I hate this shit as much as you. Every time a national writer profiles this team, it's an "Aw Shucks" disaster. Just watch the damn…

The receipt still leaves five shots unaccounted for. Allegedly!

"Kanye also insists in the interview that Kim and Beyonce get along. "They love each other. They respect each other. [...] When Beyonce is working on her album she has pictures of Kim on the wall because Kim represents powerful women."

My wife is friends with a mutual friend of hers. They all went to school in the NYC area. In the late 50's. I have been at house parties with her friends and have met her personally.

So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.

Pretty much the best part of the article, and the article is pretty fantastic.

Is that a No More Wife Beater?

You are missing the avocado toast. WHERE IS THE ARTFUL AVOCADO TOAST?

Originally from Michigan, he strove for an anti-capitalist lifestyle, the pinnacles of which were his militant veganism and leadership in the biking community.