The Navy’s Most Shadowy Spy Is 450 Feet Long & Named After Jimmy Carter

It also makes for incredible lube (provided your partner isn’t allergic to coconuts).

A cursory glance into the towing company’s online reputation suggests they deserved MUCH worse than this woman’s rant.

Nice work, Tara Jacoby.

How are any of these humblebrags? Most are just statements of fact (Michael Caine). Maybe some are bragging. A humblebrag needs a dose of false humility like “I looked so disgusting I can’t believe so many guys were hitting on me!”

That's some fine police work, Lou.

My favorite part was when you said you were a good fucking mother. That brought the LULZ.

You know what else SOUNDS horrific? Green eggs and ham.

I am a dude.

The way the person spoke to me made it seem like this was more of a "problem" situation.

This is…strange.

Well that and a $9 price tag.

'They added, "The burden is on Ms. [Jasper] to prove the truth of her allegations," mislabeling Jasper, who is trans, and prefers the gender-neutral pronoun.'

I believe the operating physicians were Drs. Leo Spaceman and Nick Riviera.