Normal to some, not to others. I just can't see this becoming normal at all.

So you're saying that I can make myself look hotter by getting a couple of ugly friends? How 'bout an entire city?

The girl in the white tank top may be the first attractive girl from Pittsburgh I have ever seen.

Man, these guys' sex lives must really give "Terrible Towel" a new meaning.

The Pirates bros are not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, Pirates bros is not the preferred nomenclature. Yinzer bros, please.

Oh man, I'm reading the comments from the imbeciles asking Lego not to release these (all of them saying "Legos"). What a pathetic bunch of morons. Shut the fuck up already.

Well of course he failed. He forgot to shout, "That's my purse! I don't know you!"

Are we positive that the guy isn't shouting "Leroy Jenkins?"

That looks neat and efficient, but doesn't make a good meme...

I learned a similar lesson watching Married..with Children, but I didn't get a fancy degree out of it.

"Wow, I didn't think he was going to pull it out."
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Question of the day: How crazy is your backlog?

I applaud Riley for his efforts to overcome attending a Kenny Chesney concert.

Worst feeling ever. I found out my ex was cheating on me when she decided to do my laundry with that of her dirtbag pal. I'm packing up my duffel bag for a work trip and find all sorts of weird underwear I don't own with this fucking losers name printed on them with a sharpie. And I shouldn't say that's how I found…

I was thoroughly enjoying reading it up until I read:

Shes been hooking up with Jack (N The Box)

Please be Mountain dew.

It will be a new taco flavored on these chips:

Here's another review if you guys are ever up for Fraken snatacku reviews.