Remember when Marco was hailed as the future of the party? Now, he’s not even the dumbest smart guy in the Senate.

What I wish for her is to be lone housemaid to a broke and incontinent ex-president. Short of that, I just hope she gets fat. 

So did Sen. Harris. Time to answer the calling. 

For those who’ve ever wondered what it smells like to be standing between Kid Rock and Ted Nugent: it smells like Sarah Palin.

When he dies, can we just skip ahead and name Cory Booker as Secretary of HUD?

Trump and those idiots in Michigan calling for the vote to be halted, after Biden surged ahead. Biden be like, okay, so I win?

Thanks katie. If you want to take any solace, I’ve been through this before, back in 2017. And last time, I made a deal with my maker. I said, okay, I’ll endure this cancer bullshit if you’ll grant me one wish: the Eagles win the Super Bowl. 

In an hour, I’m having a biopsy. Then I’ll be waiting for the results over the next 48 hours. I live in Pennsylvania, which won’t have completed election results for days. What I am wishing for, and swear is going to happen, is Biden takes Florida and Arizona, and we know our winner before I know my test results.…

My favorite part of the article:

Joe and Kamala need to expand the Supreme Court

Buying a mask and a No Malarkey pin, to stuff into the ol time capsule, for <$50.

Fun story: his wife, who was his fiancé back then and who is now currently a writer in Hollywood, drove the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile when the company relaunched the program back in 1988. I know because I was her partner, and have some very fond memories of the two of us traveling the Midwest together, bringing smiles…

the Proud Boys and militia groups

Kavanaugh, of course, joined with Alito, Gorsuch, and Thomas in siding with state Republicans in the the 4-4 vote to try and halt Pennsylvania’s 3-day extension of mail-in ballots. But it was interesting that he didn’t join in the dissenting opinion with the other judges, who said that the PA Supreme Court may have…

I don’t think they want into the tent, so much as to use it to come in out of the rain for awhile, so to speak. These are the guys who saw it all coming earlier than the majority— the less conservative Republicans who wanted no part of the Tea Party, especially once it found a leader in Trump. They’ve got some brains,…

churches must be defended “at any cost.”

I really want to keep that foremost in my mind, as this plays out. Keeps getting interrupted by this thought, however: Kav, Roberts and ACB were all on Bush’s legal team.

You would be surprised at how many emails and videos get circulated and forwarded among old people who go to church. They’re easily duped, and there is no shortage of propaganda designed to frighten them. My own parents think BLM will be marching to their suburban cul-de-sac one day. My stepfather bought a 2nd firearm…

We will know results from Florida and Arizona before we know Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania, which are going to take days. If Biden wins both FL and AZ, tho, he’s your President.