It’s almost like you’re saying these people want to cherry-pick parts of the Bible for their own personal gain. That attaining or retaining some measure of power and influence is more important to them than a shared belief in a common deity and the rewards of an afterlife? But, but... that would be unholy.…

“I’m speaking to the woman who feels that tug in their spirit,” Duford told Forbes. “We want to empathize with them that we know you feel this tug, and you feel uncomfortable voting Democrat because you never have. But at the same time, it’s OK to follow your conscience.”

In Joe Biden’s America, whites mix with the coloreds, and they shower with dirt.

Good choice.

The Orange Army will try to stick MS-13 to her. But my favorite story is how Trump donated to her campaign for AG as recently as 2013, and Ivanka donated in 2014.

Mighty Joe, young.

Guy I work with has a tattoo on his ankle. It’s of Ronald Reagan, and the letters TKE below his likeness. This guy is about 40 years old, got a couple kids, runs a business. The tattoo is, well, hideous. But thank god he doesn’t go around talking about his fellow “fratos”, the intrinsic value of the Burgundy and Gold,…

He embarrassed great hitters. Just ask NL hitting leader John Kruk at the 1993 all star game.

“But it’s CNN that is being racist — by assuming that only whites own homes in the suburbs.” - Betsy McCaughey, in the N.Y. Post editorial.

During Week 10 of the 1986 NFL Football season, first year head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles, Buddy Ryan, appeared as a guest on local sports radio. His aging QB, Ron Jaworski, was a scratch for the upcoming game, potentially the remainder of the season, leaving 2nd year erratic sensation Randall Cunningham or…

“His grandmother died peacefully in her sleep from old age.”

Bill Clinton was 49 and leader of the free world when when he had a “sexual affair” with his 22-year-old White House intern. Fuck him.

It’s the Battle of Wounded Knee. In jacket form.

We are talking about a guy who’s commuted the sentences of, or pardoned,  three convicted murderers, so...

Lil Tuck is just being a good little bootlicker, guys. The theme of Trump’s campaign is You’re Not Safe in Joe Biden’s America, and your grandfather’s 2nd favorite evening cable news host is just finding his ways to bang the drum to project and diffuse for his Orange Mr. Burns. Anyhoots, they could’ve misspelled the…

Whigham is a real scene-stealer, isn’t he? And opposite the likes of Steve Buscemi and now Rhys, in what’s sure to become his legacy role.

I don’t know her (and I’m usually not so proud to proclaim my ignorance). So I’m asking: is there any way she’s not just taking him for a ride, in order to promote her own brand, whatever that may be? I mean, these two humps... they’re flat-out using each other, right? He knows her cooking is for shit and she knows…

They’re targeting old suburban churchgoers and rural 2nd-amendment patriots. Because high percentages of those easily-frightened groups also happen to be at least casually racist, and gleefully forward emails and post to Facebook.

The ads running against Biden (I live in PA, they’re playing on the regular), the language of the administration, all seek to make the choice as being a simple one: threatening displays of violence by angry mobs, and no police, in the *hint hint* places where Democrats live... or lots of police and no angry mobs.

That’s how I want to spend the rest of 2020. 2021, too, probably. 

Day 1: Hey look, there’s Oakland Raiders DE Tony Bryant.