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He’s like Manny Ribera from Scarface. Any woman who finds him repulsive gets the “bitch, lesbian” treatment.

Dammit, Beth. You married Shaggy Doo when you coulda had me.

More rare than a Trump apology is the senior citizen who votes for anybody’s interests but their own. 

One of you two is half right.

Saying both Hunter and Jr are both sons of widely disliked fathers is simply not true. People despise Trump, lots of people. The most people. 

I don’t suppose it’s of any consequence to the film that Ben Affleck cannot act, even a little bit? Every movie, the guy has one expression: constipated. Or, Brown Steel, if you prefer.

The Dems are too consumed with beating Trump to pick a candidate. FFS, are we seriously considering Bloomberg, just for this reason? If we had the courage of our convictions, this could be a cakewalk. I mean, does nobody realize that Hillary was too establishment, too unlikable, she didn’t canvass three really

Can we lock Harv and Cos in a cell together, with a pile of roofies and a sharp knife, and just see what happens?

“I’m headed out to my car, with the woman I love... and I won’t be back for 5 minutes!

Dude, um... did you just suggest to an Asian journalist that she use “warrus” as a variation of “walrus”?

I heard her fumble over a word, like broadcast journos do. Every. Single. Day.

Maybe she did say the n-word, I dunno. And I believe that you definitely heard that word. But to suggest she definitely said it? No, I can’t agree with that.

If you didn’t happen to catch it, last week’s NYT article by Robert Leonard titled, “I’m a Reporter in Iowa, Here’s What My State is Looking For” contained this gem: “Mr. Biden has a lot to prove here. I’ve attended some of his town halls and rallies, and they’ve been lackluster, his speeches dull and meandering, and

This is another perfect example of the Left tripping over its own dick in the attempt to be correct... and it plays directly into the hands of those megaphones on the Right who label us as mamby-pambies who can’t make a tough decision when the moment calls for it... as they hold up effing President Barking Spider as a

Cory Booker would make an excellent President. 

You left off the part when he eventually becomes the victim; where that sentiment gets echoed by a minister or fellow parishioner and somehow gains traction and the next think you know, people are arguing over whether this creep really got a fair break... and nobody but nobody remembers Whatshername, the goddamned

One nice thing about the controller was, in baseball, you could throw the ball to any position by pressing on the keypad. Atari’s joystick couldn’t handle that.

I worked at Sears in the early 80's and my best friend had Intellivision (I had Atari). In the warehouse, the video game lockup was easily breached by climbing up and over the H frame, and what I loved about the Intellivision games (besides some really great games) was that they were smaller than Atari and hid very

Her legacy would be “defending the indefensible and not being truthful with the American people” - David Axelrod

Please don’t make me choose between people who openly root for the Patriots and the scowling, apathetic 3rd wife of the worst president in US history. Please.

I’d start with #4, just to soften her up a little.