Armchair Expert, Without A Paddle, Parenthood, Bless This Mess

We see it differently, that’s all. I say he plays defense like a giant beast who happens to also be blessed with tremendous athleticism. And Bill Laimbeer would thank you for the tingle.

Dark chocolate and ice cool peppermint center is... questionable? My goodness, no.

Pop those Patties in the fridge and you and your mate each have one after a particularly rowdy bedroom sesh... and you will taste heaven, my friend.

Comparing Joel Embiid to Bill Laimbeer now, holy fuck. Laimbeer (who was also fun to watch, so I’ll give you that)... he of the 13 pts and 1 block per game over his career. I hope he reads your comment... it’s probably been a long time since Bill had a thrill.

He’s falling... and it’s because they don’t mention that Lionel’s middle name is Badass. 

“No I’m not!”

“Oh yeah, then why is there honey all over the sheets?”

“Alan’s buzzing off!”

Just traded in my 2012 w 205K miles... nary a hiccup along the way. I bought the 2019 touring version of that wilderness green beauty in all the pics, above. 

Wait... this is about the Lighten up, Francois comment?

Now I want to elect you.

The worst thing about Avenatti is the way Ari Melber sucked on his yambag for 8 months, going to so far as to address him as a presidential hopeful every time he was on the show... which was every damned day.

Lawyers.

Would have been great to, you know, actually see the shot.

Also, Sheldon Adelson is about to die from cancer. 

Word is, Fletcher Cox and Shane Victorino reached out to tell Harper how much he’s going to love Philly. Because Philly is cool.

You might just get your wish: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/sean-hannity-michael-cohen-congress_n_5c78d06fe4b0de0c3fbf7fec

I get what you’re saying, but I don’t want to wait till Trump finishes his second term to take him down... not if you can prevent that from happening right now. Impeach his ass.

Let’s get this out of the grays.

A story:

North kicked off the conference

That effing pillow man, who sports the big crucifix in his hammy commercials... I knew I hated that guy.