I don’t know... maybe beware that the employee taking your order has a fast accounting of the clothes you wear and is watching out for the car you drive?

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Just be glad Trump didn’t call him a stoolie.

Yeah but you got to admit, the kid chalks a pretty good sickle.

Here is what I don’t get: Meadows, who’s been in congress all of 4 years, and Cummings... the two “best friends.” Was that all for show? Cummings just taking the high road so a member doesn’t get too beat down in his chamber?

Side note, it was priceless seeing that Florida college dropout turn bright red and squirm in…

Technically, only if that friend is the son of sharecroppers.

Matt Gaetz is a human Ken doll, but with a smaller penis.

Matt Gaetz looks like if Adolf Hitler had a baby with Adolf Hitler’s twin sister.

It’s funny, because it’s a former Trump toady being threatened by a current Trump toady. 

So... it’s almost as bad as wearing a press pass at a Trump rally, then?

While this is true, it’s also true that rich, white guys from Vermont live to an average of 86:

Happy Valentine’s Day 

Probably, but there’s no need to get over in arms about it.

Sorry to hear that, Mr. Ispermu

At least one of your stars is because you posted that after 3 o’clock.

She seems very confused as to whether or not she’s the racist that she clearly is.

The Oliver’s, like the students who survived...