Literally been waiting my entire life to reference that in writing, which means you are officially my new favorite person.

Hero. <3

<3. Good luck on your Tinder projects.

The purpose of the giant fork is “hilarity.” It is in my bed because that was the most ridiculous place I could think of to put it aside from the shower, which is small and hard to photograph. It weighs like five pounds, I guess?

NOOOOOO Jackie!!! #carpeTEAem lol

#missedopportunities #120dollartea #carpeTEAem (that last one is so bad I need help)

So you’re trolling. Got it. Have a nice weekend.

Ugh, I hate when people reply to me with gifs and I’m supposed to, like, intuit what they’re saying. Please use actual sentences so I can figure out what you think I’m kidding about.

Why didn’t you get the tea?

I’M CALLING THE WASHINGTON POST

Two Cents here since I also work alongside pharma big wigs.

Probably. But maybe it was monkey poo tea? I hear cat poo coffee is expensive.

No. That last one is so good. Pun on!

Would you hypothetically split a $120 bottle of wine?

Nah, most outrageous part of the story is that Martin Shkreli sent photos of his DL and CC to someone online and nothing bad happened.

Did you not feel comfortable enough to ask whether you might taste his tea?

Well, she’s describing what it’s like to “meet the man behind the hype.” People are curious to know what he’s like IRL, and she’s describing her initial reaction to seeing him in person for the first time. Frankly, because full-body camera shots are less common (and especially while standing next to someone of a…

That’s absolutely true, but unfortunately (UNFORKUNATELY?) all I’ve got is a 4” [silver-tone] fork. :\

A writer cannot refuse the opportunity to meet a villain.

Not enough to play him in the movie. David Tennant already snagged the coveted role.