In the original the British guy played the Russian, so they’re mixing it up a bit!

Would they let me wear my Greendale Community College T-shirt if I attended a game at the new stadium?

Infinite Jets would be a good title for a bad book.

But I thought the current catch phrase was, “Anything for you, David Beckham.” Does that only apply to mobile phone plans?

Will no one think of the cats?!?

Meatloaf did it first.

Alternatively:

Escape Velocity with more planets?

No American teams or players.

Meanwhile, they want to allow hunters to wear Blaze Pink in hopes of getting women interested in shooting things. Wisconsin: Just kinda there.

Any word on Russia WC 2018? The AP is reporting that they’re using prisoner labor to keep the cost down. Since things are tighter with economic sanctions and the decrease in oil prices, I’d assume that we’re going to see them cutting corners on safety, too.

Isn’t “Delicious Nacho Cheese Doritos” something of an oxymoron?

But can you get it in Honduras when you’re desperate?

The first Twin to get a homer his first at bat was Butch Wynegar.

We can make a game out of it. Are they hungry?

Lone Wolf and Cub did it with the baby cart.

Looks like something straight out of Brazil.

I’ve liked most of his post-Friends shows. This is the first one I’ve really hated.

I’m not convinced of this. Deep down I think Matthew Perry would rather be Felix.

I was flipping by the new terrible version of The Odd Couple (a CBS program these days) and there was joke where the bartender switches the channel on the bar’s TV and then placates the angry customers by saying, “It was just soccer!”