In Minnesota, the only thing left to live for is the Wild. Seriously, have you seen what the Twins and Timberwilfs are doing?

They were. When Coach was on, there was no Minnesota State. Then Mankato State University decided they wanted to be Minnesota State Mankato and dragged the rest of the state universities down with them.

The proper collective for Loons is either cry, asylum, or water dance. (You can look it up.) They do not travel as an army.

What? No Daredevil #8? The first appearance of Stilt-Man?

The ball gets placed on the 5-yard line approximately approximately parallel to where the touchdown was scored. Try kicking that extra point from one of the sidelines.

"Hey mister, ain't nothing going to stop us!"

I keep assuming that the Russians won't be able to build the necessary stadiums by 2018 because of the world oil glut and someone else will have to take over. The story behind Sochi was that Putin was depending on his oligarch pals to bail him out financially. If oil prices don't take off again soon, there's no way…

If I were a zombie, I wouldn't eat anyone's brains. Zombies don't eat brains. They do menial tasks around the Caribbean.

So by logical extension, a St. Pauli Girl would be a _______

Apparently the Guinness endorsement was worth more than we expected.

Wait! I thought the Surlier segments of the Craft Beer Movement™ were in Minnesota.

Could we discuss the violence in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? That Abominable Snow Monster of the North doesn't lose its teeth because of poor dental hygiene.

Wasn't one of the Easter eggs in Day of the Tentacle that you could play Maniac Mansion on a computer you could find in the game? If they remaster Tentacle does that also mean they will remaster the Maniac Mansion in the game?

Why is Old Fezziwig not available in 6-packs? It was early on and then got relegated to the seasonal sampler. Frankly, it's the only beer I want in the seasonal sampler.

But does he have any American relatives? Just asking for a close German friend...

To be honest, we're just happy it's on TV.

He's confused. The Slab of Bacon was the trophy for the Minnesota - Wisconsin rivalry before the Badgers stole it in 1943.

Relegation Bound? Wasn't that a Replacements song?

Isn't Big Balls Dance a loose translation of what the NCAA basketball tournament is known as in certain non-English speaking countries?