There are at least two similar costumes and probably more. A UK site had photos of one with translucent boots. (It was £25.)

Pretty big talk for a man with a half-completed logo.

Cap'n Hunchback?

I'm not sure if this is true with every state, but Minnesota beer drinkers want what they cannot have and once they can get it, they want something else. With Wisconsin being so close it just seems unfair they don't distribute across the border. Of course, people can just drive to Hudson, Wisconsin (close to the Twin…

The Gobbledy Gooker.

I assumed it had something to do with Commander Shepard...

Well, Peterson is a very common name in Minnesota. This could be anyone...

As the Men in Blazers put it, FIFA is the invisible hand behind the growth of the popularity of football in America. People who know nothing about soccer play it with their friends and get hooked.

FIFA would only take the lead if they thought they could turn it into gold.

Most Minnesota fans only have two types of jerseys: Allen #69 and Peterson #28 jerseys and they can't wear their Allen jerseys because he now plays for the BEARS!

Get me Bennett and Davies.

Well, you don't have a light gun for the 3Ds so you're kinda defenseless.

I believe students prefer THE Northeast Derp State.

I just wish Watergate had never happened so people would have to come up with original names for their scandals/squabbles instead of putting a noun in front of -gate.

Instead of the Death Stare, Isabelle gives you that smile and wave she does when you leave the Town Hall. In some ways, it's worse.

So "Do things right" is a slogan or something?

I think Target has given up on Tim Tams. For that matter, Pepperidge Farms may have given up on Tim Tams.

Does anyone know if Up With People are still available?

Sorry, man. Ted Lasso is at Leicester now. Or he was. Might have been fired by now. Did get a draw against Everton and Timmy Howard (clap clap clap clap clap.)

One of the local McDonald's has a poster up that says you can add jalapeños to any sandwich for a quarter. If you were really short on cash, you could get the standard McDouble and add jalapeños and save about 59¢. I don't think the fried stuff adds that much value.