Hot Pie wants you to enjoy this bag of dicks, asshole. He baked them himself.

Spring Breakers Redux: The Quickening

To be fair, Korine and Franco never got anywhere near as high, so their respective falls will be almost unnoticeable.

My favorite part of all of this is the indirect comparison to Taxi Driver, Scorsese, and DeNiro. Keep dreaming on all counts, Mr Franco.

Virtually every aspect of nature of we know it is about destruction creating new life. That is the whole reason that life goes on. Death begets life, life begets death, and so on and so on.

If you're encouraging your children to spend time on Rottentomatoes you're doing this whole parenting/teaching/living thing wrong.

This is a lot more fun than either critics or audiences gave it credit for. It's not a great film by any means, but it's fun. Of all the Mr and Mrs Smith knock-offs, it gets the most things right. And I didn't really like Mr and Mrs Smith to begin with.

He'll show up with Pete's rifle in hand: hilarity ensues.

"You moved the headstones, Bert, but YOU DIDN'T MOVE THE GRAVES!"

How many different Mad Men reviews did you paste this exact comment into?

There's very little logic to this anymore. It's impossible for Chilton to be the Ripper or the Copycat, since Jack knows those individuals are the same person. Chilton was in the hospital recovering from his organ reimplant when Abigail was murdered in another state, and Chilton physically couldn't have created the…

The most hilarious thing in this entire story is that Jack Crawford still has a job with the FBI after all the horrible errors in judgment he's made that have led to people being killed and wrongly imprisoned.

Completely out of context. I'm not going to defend Graves' interpretation of rape, but directing the scene in such a way that it achieves its intended effect is what he's paid to do. Coster-Waldau labeled it Martin's "finest hour." Do you think that means Coster-Waldau is fucked up or was that comment just taken out…

If you read interviews with showrunners and actors you will discover that often their interpretation of the themes, the characters, even the narrative is often way, way different than how the fans and critics react or interpret them. I'm a little disappointed to see people at AVClub engaging in the level of character…

Yeah, but don't disagree with her view or your comment will be deleted, even if done in a respectful way. I guess i won't be commenting here anymore if this site is run by people who can't handle even a hint of dissent from the gilded opinions.

Maybe they're trying to point out that rape was commonplace in the world of Game of Thrones and allowing the viewers to suss out that that's bad, rather than simply having a Very Special episode of Game of Thrones? The focus on every instance of rape in modern fiction as being some implicit validation of rape or male…

The back half of season seven sees Don join NASA and end up being shot into space only to land on the Planet of the Apes, and ends with Don conquering the apes after he teaches them to make Scotch, drink ungodly amounts of it, and cheat on their wives. This drunken philandering leads to a huge ape civil war, where the…

We have an old saying in House Targaryen. Don't get mad, get dragons.

I will miss the poor man's Mila Kunis A LOT. She was easy on the eyes, but I also enjoyed her brash idealism compared to Elizabeth's cold sense of pragmatism. Plus I enjoyed watching her learn the ropes from Elizabeth. Oh well!

While I think there's enough smoke here to make a fire credible, if there are ever rumors of anything surrounding a politician or celebrity, it's much easier to concoct a story people will buy into. This is going to be awfully hard to prove unless other victims come forward, or some sort of AV record exists of these…