Thank god no one was hit by a ricochet from any of the scores of bullets fired at them, into concrete, at their feet. Because bullets just explode into dust when fired at concrete and metal.

Stop, STOP, you're making me remember.

You've been voted off the island.

"Yippie Ki Yay, fucking cannibals!"

No, like all TV shows they're intended to be watched on TV. That is the medium that makes the money with which everyone gets paid. The fact that the fucks can be free to be enjoyed uncensored later is a small consolation to people getting paychecks now.

That car had the alarm blaring the whole way, which would be like a ice cream truck for zombies. So really Glen is responsible for getting a bunch of people killed early on.

Final scene: Cut to a young teenage boy sitting in a living room. We see Hershel in the background cooking dinner, and from the dialogue we realize this is the boy's grandfather. The boy does not speak, but is holding something and staring at it. We see Rick enter, fresh from work and wearing a uniform. We quickly…

It wouldn't matter because Kirkman is in the writers' room and the execs at AMC appear to always defer to him. No explanation has been given for why the show keeps changing showrunners (inexplicable considering it gets more popular with each ensuing season), but the most obvious reason is Kirkman (the one constant).

And that movie couldn't be further from the original comic book that I fell so madly in love with as a kid, so we're even.

He could totally rock a Night Shift remake. Timberlake = pimp. Practically writes itself, if you know, the original script didn't already exist.

or The Place Beyond the Pines? Jesus that sucked.

It's true. Omit an ingredient and the cake doesn't bake into a perfect confection anymore. Pierce and Troy simply can't be replaced with Band-aids. The cake tastes more like soda bread now. I still enjoy it, but I don't miss it during the week. One day each week I'm all, "Oh look, there's some cake. I forgot someone…

It literally blows my mind this got a B- since it felt like an episode of X-files written by the creative team behind Misfits of Science. I even did my shocked Coulson face in response (I perfected it after seeing him doing it twice last night). Man, you guys have really lowered the bar for this series.

We'll see how time-shifted numbers factor in, because 10pm Friday isn't exactly audience friendly. However, would it kill NBC to get season 1 on Netflix or Hulu? Maybe the Amazon deal precludes that (which would be stupid), but Jesus Christ on a stick, they really make very little effort to support this show.

It also helps that NBC has been generally sucking the tail pipe on the Neilsens the last three years running (ignoring football and The Voice), so they have every incentive to keep a relatively cheap show that isn't simply a placeholder for an entire hour of programming. But if they cancel it, I'd be Amazon or Netflix…

I'll see your fuck off and raise it with a fuck you. Enjoy The Following!

I assume there will be an entire episode where the rest of the cast has to eat crow for an hour, because every time someone (other than Hannibal) made a reference to Will's guilt I was all "You're REALLY going to regret that later."

It's only as planned out as the rigors and of a TV series will allow. You can plan a lot in advance than discover that things have worked different from what you expected, and the entire narrative flips. Just ask Vince Gilligan about his plans for seasons 1 and 2 of Breaking Bad.

You fundamentally misunderstand the issue. Comcast wants to get paid in addition to Cogent. Comcast isn't going to do the work Cogent is doing for Netflix, so Netflix's cost of doing business will go up dramatically.

You found nude clips of Hillary Duff? I've been using Google wrong ALL THIS TIME.