this blog post is so insufferable i hope delly goes off in game 2 and scores, like, 8

I don’t think that hoop is regulation height.
/truth’ed

Actually, the Simmons hate goes back to a (verbal?) altercation between Will Leitch & Bill Simmons. Prolly over Will Supremacy.

Simmons said a couple nice things about a Cardinals fan once. Deadspin Never Forgets.

Magary views Simmons like Rebecca De Mornay viewed the family in “The Hand that Rocks the Cradle”

I’m actually really curious about this and hope Deadspin keeps covering it for a couple reasons from a journalism perspective.

This just comes off as “I wish I could write for Billspin.”

What an amazingly bad-ass ending to this story.

+1 for having the courage to tell the world you are from cleveland.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

“Wow, maybe James Dolan isn’t so bad after all!”

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

Houston event checklist:

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

Only surprised no one had a gun.

Probably. It’s very clear who ended up winning that one.

Nah, the one we had growing up was the biggest softie and was the shit. She ran to the door to greet you, always wanted to be in the same room or cuddling on you, never wanted to sleep alone at night, ran right up to any stranger that came in the door, didn’t care about being picked up, never bit or scratched anyone…