Somewhere, Collin Cowherd is furiously typing up a think piece about pre-game Dabbing and how it relates to Westbrook’s leadership/upbringing/future.

IRL political conversations be like this:

1: “Who you for?”
2: “Hillary! I’ve thought a lot about it.”
1: “Thass cool. Bernie tho.”

Internet political conversations be like this:

1: “WHITE BOYS WHITE BOYS WHITE BOYS”
2: “CUNT”

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It’s a lot less weird than his front facing pictures

“I was like that all night.”

Hard to believe that there were some shots fired last night by a Laker that wasn’t Kobe.

Is that really the analogy you think you should use while trying to defend Kobe?

I don’t even like the guy, but seriously, what the fuck.

Seriously, you guys need to stop this. Like this is epic level trolling.

Types of beef ranked:

For me, George Mikan, Jim Pollard, Slater Martin, Vern Mikkelsen, and Clyde Lovellette.

No way.

Sometimes I let myself get tricked into these situations.

Um...are you fighting about your academic cred with some internet commenter?

I don’t think they put that in these games.

No! Only one thing! People are only allowed to talk about one thing!

It’s almost like one of those has the full consent of a human being involved and one of them is a gross objectification.

Especially Florence Henderson.

Pretty sure “Dancing” usually almost always implies fucking.

Don't be too hard-on him.