You know what the difference between us is? My name, my face, and my social media link are right there. I stand by everything I say and don’t talk shit anonymously.

Will this work to get toilet paper?

Read in Ron Howard’s voice.

“Within 30 seconds” of someone mentioning the idea of the Emperor coming back, everyone knew it was the right idea.

Amazing the lengths people go to embarrass themselves.

“yOu’Re GiVinG diEseL a bAd rAp iT’s uNfAiR aNd AlL yOuR fAuLt”

First of all, “rolling coal” isn’t why they got in trouble. This isn’t a thing the vast majority of diesel owners do. This is just a silly thing a small niche of people do because they are obnoxious.

it sounds like you’re taking “rolling coal” to just mean driving a diesel truck? I don’t think that’s what most people, and the author, mean by rolling coal. Specifically, they’re talking modding the truck and dumping stupid fuel-rich ratios to throw up black clouds on roadgoing trucks

“You snowflakes are making me feel bad!”

It makes me sad that people like you frequent this website :(

Triggered.

It’s my fault you’re an ass?

Uh god, why did you remind me of the final fight? Captain Sparkle-hands just toasted all the ships overhead and her lightsaber can’t bring him down (let alone getting thrown down a shaft in an exploding Death Star). Oh fuck, she has TWO lightsabers now! Game over man.

The battle of Skarif was very impressive, and had an actual story arc, where these guys just showed up and did nothing but get fried by jazz hands lightning.

It’s sad then that I felt nothing when the fleet arrived. Like, oh...ships are here. Ok, who are they? Where the fuck were they? Why now? Because plot I suppose. I guess I’m supposed to feel elation that the cavalry’s here (mini-hooray). Doesn’t matter anyway because big badaboom hand-lightning!

I’m with you on that. An X-Wing HAD trouble flying through it, an MC90 Star Cruiser? Um...no. Also, the two largest fleets in existence and not a single one shoots at the other. Most disappointing and boring Star Wars space battle in history. When TPM has a better space battle, you done goofed.

The effect is impressive.

Computers. They did it with computers.

I think it’s called a circle.