Man Netflix will have launched and cancelled at least 300 shows in the time it takes NASA to set up one soundstage. Here's hoping this reboot also doesn't get cancelled immediately.

When you’ve had to install anti-sucide measures at your workplace, your position in the Worker Suicide Rankings isn’t really the part you want to focus on.

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“THIS is Ceti Alpha V!”

Here’s hoping their regulation is “Naw fuck that, US banks and businesses are not allowed to use crypto because it is volatile, easily manipulatable, and does tons of damage to the environment."

You have to cross the equator twice.

I also personally consider Jamie Lee Curtis’s hitchhiker character from The Fog to be Laurie from Halloween, on the run in search of a better, less terrifying life. 

Fucking finally this gets announced. Though I have always expected it. I love how no-nonsense she is. She was especially fun with May (and Ward) on Agents of SHIELD.

For the same reasons a white person shouldn’t play a historic black role. If Eddie Redmayne had played a young Martin Luther King surely you’d see the problem there. Please say you would. If you don’t then trying to have a productive conversation with you would be pointless. 

Because transgender people are underrepresented in the industry, and if the industry wants to get money and prestige from telling their stories then it should also hire them to tell those stories in front of and behind the camera.

Because trans actors arent offered non trans rolls, and there aren’t that many trans rolls to begin with. So when a non trans actor takes a trans roll they are taking one of the very very few opportunities that trans actors can even try to fight for.

I’d just take a medium duty truck, preferably set up with a dump bed.

Aw, no love for the kid being forcibly turned into a donkey from Pinocchio? Or is “Casual Disney Nightmare Fuel” just worthy of it’s own post?

Grotesque two faced detachable heads that can somehow scream, AND they’re going to make you into soup.

I’m going to bring you out of the greys because you’re a fucking idiot and deserve to be ridiculed. Also I’m feeling bored.

I won’t judge. I’ve paid $30 to be disappointed before.

Never heard of GM Finance?

Honestly, I can't believe what a serious debate this has turned out to be. It never even occurred to me that it could have been accidental. She's Dottie Hinson. Of course she didn't drop the ball.

My parents have a much larger trailer they keep trying to pawn off on me. They seem to think being at a trailer park with a neighbour 6 feet away is camping. If I’m going camping, I’m going to have a hike to get there, and there will be absolutely no one around. Spending $20k on a trailer like they did probably…

Does Biden’s “Stuck with Trump’s plan” include being so rushed and half-assed that we not only didn’t secure Afghanistan’s military, wait for their winter months but also didn’t secure our own fucking arms, loaned and on bases? Trump’s Taliban appeasement forces us to do that, huh?