They need to put mods like this in racing sims.

Hey art dept! You have a few weeks to crank out a new ending!

They don’t want to know users (except as data).

$5 is the amount you’d get from a 8-year-long class action lawsuit either way.

Checks shipment tracking: Some of your items have been transferred to a rail carrier.

These will start appearing on the feet of MAGA cultists at his hate rallies.

Do they give you a continuous body x-ray for 7 months to simulate the trip in interplanetary space to get there?

It’s what my 9th grade composition teacher called “padding.”

...the perpetrators could face up to 10 years in prison.

What if the ball doinks off some lucky fan?

Like Luke Combs legal team won a $250K settlement from some woman selling stuff with his likeness on Amazon.

Bring Thanos back so Gamora can throw him off a cliff on Vomir.

Going viral: OnlyFans accounts reacting to pants on fire.

Are they doing a conga line with the crypto lobbyists, or is it all the same guys?

Still has the classic stay puft Michelin Man look.

Even if your subscription auto pay bounces they’ll still get their pound of flesh.

HAFO - Horse around and find out.

One day a week can be the warm up to come back full time for the second Trump term, when we’ll need him most.

Am I the only one who read that as Tight Anus? =(

Chemists Set New Guinness Record for Tiniest, Tightest Knot