Stupid spider. The rules clearly state they’re supposed to crawl into our mouths while we’re sleeping.

This is why I always pay for the “walk away” insurance. Pricey, yes, but I can drive it on fire through a fireworks factory and owe nothing.

I think my favorite aging-out-of-a-role moments we’re various Barney & Friends kids hitting puberty.

Can’t they just use de-aging CGI magic? Turn those decrepit 20-somethings into 16-year-old little darlings.

With all the data breaches and personal info stolen, eventually your fingerprint or face won’t be enough.

The ESA’s Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer, or JUICE, will observe the gas giant...

What the hell is going on in this country? Were death threats this common before Trump started making everyone his perceived enemy?

It’s over State Farm. I’ve built on the high ground.

Dammit, the realtor said it was a ‘fun zone’.

Not naming Billie, Eliza instead feels like a missed opportunity.

My drive to work has a light that turns red immediately if anyone is turning right off the dead-end side street that only has a gas station and drive-thru coffee shop.

To really reinvent Frasier, they need to bring in the writers of Money Plane.

Do they have a literal warehouse full of alien Halloween costumes they’re trying to move before we skip right to Christmas?

Feels like Peridea is a gateway to other universes.

Just give Boba another season and make the first episode an epic Boba vs Enoch.

The movie is actually super short. The runtime will be used by the mid and post credit scenes.

I assume all the money is allocating to bribing lobbying representatives to do the right thing.

Thrawn is giving me evil Lore vibes.

Yes, he’ll put a lien on your new Temple if you try and take the 5% 10 net 30.

The intrepid little spacecraft flew through a coronal mass ejection, helping scientists understand space weather.