That’s something a human feeling guilty about violating a social norm would say. ~ SkyNet

Somebody needs to ask DeSantis about this while he’s campaigning in Iowa, so his answer will be to blame “woke state farmers.”

Eventually, the system could spray as much as 350,000 gallons of water during Starship ignition and liftoff,...

No mention that Tesla is selling like hot cakes in giant market China.

...Neil Armstrong Operations and Checkout Building...

The company’s new “ChatGPT Pleasure Companion’’ syncs up to the company’s remote sex toy and can narrate customized spicy stories.

Now that that’s settled, can we get back to arguing about the real issue with all of these remakes, which is: why?

Next headline: Lawyer Who Livestreaming Medical Malpractice Suit on TikTok Disbarred.

Guy reports girlfriend is She-Hulk.

When I first saw him, I thought it was a blue Data from TNG.

Come on! It’s not like the GOP would fall for misinformation from a foreign spy.

Ryan could totally get Evans for a cameo.

Well, this raises the bar on released-any-year-now Sims 5, doesn’t it.

Fine, bang the bear guy is canon.

And 5 will start with John sitting up on the table and killing the mortician with a f*cking pencil.

She can’t be sued if Sam Bankman Fraud yoinked it.

Strange how you can see Cruise’s face but Ferguson looks like she’s at a Proud Boy rally.

Ah, but CGI Indy drank from the Grail, so 80 is called Just Getting Started.™

But who knows, maybe [sigh] a Haunted Mansion reboot will turn it all around.

Maybe Indy lives in the Marvelverse, where you can come back 5 years later from the Thanos blip right in front of the same bathroom sink.