Because Ponzi is trademarked, I guess they have to go with FTX 2.0.

If, god forbid, something happens to Sir Attenborough, his second is waiting to jump in.

Insurance rates in that city have to be insane.

Ready to inspire a whole new generation of Moon Landing Deniers.

And through a Series of Unfortunate Events, the patent will be bought by Pharma Bro LLC.

Is this a move to elevate DeSantis, since NASA launches from Florida?

Oh, an antidote for a tiny mushroom you say? That’s adorable.

Just saw one where the asshole dad pranks the kids by pretending to take a call on speaker phone from his mistress.

Does the European Space Agency do all their naming in English?

Capitalizing on the news, Justin Timberlake releases remastered, Cry Me an Atmospheric River.

Maybe they could have a Hot Ones cross over, that goes from Produce Flame, through Fireball, up to Meteor Swarm.

Supreme Court: “We’ll allow it.”

Wait, don’t tell me. Is it Tucker Carlson?

Sounds like a generation spanning place to have lunch when I visit the dear daughter three states over.

Elon: And, of course, anything misleading will get @CommunityNotes.

He’ll tease all his right wing garbage on twitter and then you have to subscribe to his OnlyFans to get the full Nazi perspective and Proud Boy interviews.

No love for Pete Puma?

“This board loses, for practical purposes, the majority of its ability to do anything beyond maintain the roads and maintain basic infrastructure.”

Georgia’s got a decent case against him, but the Jan 6 is the big one, because there’s a laundry list of co-conspirators that need to serve time as well.