That’s ghoulish thinking we have to traumatize everybody. People are not that far removed that we have to act like we all live in a war zone.

Way back when, in high school driving class the instructional movies had scenes of car crashes.

Every time I read a union on strike article I’m reminded of the final shootout in Grosse Pointe Blank.

Bannon got a pardon from Trump for Fund the Wall fraud, but not from not from the state of New York.

So the money laundering Tether Cartel doesn’t want to buy out the Voyager ponzi scheme?

Fucker’s had to take “unscheduled vacations” in the past from staying stupid shit on-air.

Someone on twitter said you could fix a labor shortage by making childcare affordable instead.

More than 80% of the people responsible for shootings at K-12 schools, however, did steal guns from their families.

Do I have to sit through ads for ammo suppliers in my area before I can rack it to clear a misfire?

Police find the homeowner dead, the gun in their hand still downloading a software update.

They could call the code to unlock it the firing PIN.

“...is intended for educational purposes and hobbyists’ entertainment.”

Feels like character has been covered by several movies already.

No love for Pete Puma?

Potential writers strike idea: Drop Stitch (like they did Mushu from Mulan) and focus on the Cobra Bubbles story.

Dreck or not, the Disney channel never sleeps so they gotta keep cranking out new content for the mill.

“This board loses, for practical purposes, the majority of its ability to do anything beyond maintain the roads and maintain basic infrastructure.”

Georgia’s got a decent case against him, but the Jan 6 is the big one, because there’s a laundry list of co-conspirators that need to serve time as well.

Maybe if people stopped writing pieces answering “What stupid shit did MTG do today?”

Get a different actor and deep fake Majors face over it.