What the hell is taking so long? DOJ has him dead to rights on government doc mishandling.

We’ve all seen this movie, over and over.

...or why Luke’s inability to grapple with the watching the writers f’k up the myth of his heroic legacy in The Last Jedi is so heartbreaking.

Wear fitted, minimal clothes. Do not give Walmart your nudes.

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Please leave him out of the DCEU. This doesn’t need an obligatory Joker walk-on.

But the documentary Stranger Things says D&D is supposed to lead to devil worship, not Nazism.

Why isn’t the White House twitter teeing off on these MAGA replies like they did when they slammed student loan forgiveness?

Looks like the wheels are finally coming off the Orange Clown car.

There seems to be confusion as to the “picture” where documents were sloppily thrown on the floor and then released photographically for the world to see, as if that’s what the FBI found when they broke into my home. Wrong! They took them out of cartons and spread them around on the carpet, making it look like a big…

The Chinese are going to build a bunch of islands in the Sea of Tranquility and declare the moon their territorial waters.

Which ever can display a tilted scene properly on all devices will win.

...and the person who owns it is probably rich enough to also buy a small country. They’ll be just fine, if you ask me.

Externally, this 155,000-mile Expedition really does look the cop car part in the way that only plain-wrap vehicles can.

Immediately recognized Young’s art from the wonderful baby Avengers vs X-men.

Bet this asshole can still pass any background check and come back with a high powered semi-auto rifle whenever he wants.

F’n hell, I live in a 2023 red dot.

The Watch 5 coming out has me shopping for a 4, now that they’re on sale.

The good news is, when they have the inevitable young John Wick walk on, they won’t have to de-age Keanu.

Note: Neumann and Andreessen Horowitz already teamed up once earlier this year, for the similarly-named, though seemingly unrelated, crypto carbon credit venture, Flowcarbon (which is its own, separate bag of worms).