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After an initial poll where the vast majority of users were against a hard fork, more seem to be signing onto the idea.

National Lampoon’s Vacation would have been an entirely different movie if this was the Family Truckster.

You’re sure it wasn’t Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital?

Has the seller tried contacting any Mazda museum curators?

The better fuck users model is to make it nearly impossible to unsubscribe.

They can tease a sequel in the mid-end credits with a pan over a blown up Union fort.

Ask Jalopnik: I have $12K and want to maximize my range anxiety. What car should I buy?

I want to hate this comment, for reminding me moon landing deniers are a thing.

We have to bring it up apparently because James Webb was a high up when gays were purged from NASA and they refused to change the name of the space telescope.

This is an exciting a-hole update, but lets not let it eclipse any news about Uranus.

With the C8 Corvette called into action to pace this year’s race, GM will be able to notch number 33 on the corporate bedpost.

The floormats say toddler’s playset, and the paint job says rolling ad for Lego or Toys-R-Us.

They’re the American fucking Taliban party.

Are they also trying to put beastiality warnings on Beauty and the Beast?

^^^This.

We’ll still sell when and where you live, work, shop, visit, eat, and go to the bathroom.

Teasing like this is just an obvious ploy to take the solar wind out of JWST before it starts finding shit they’ve only dreamed of. /s

It just could be a door ding from a Hummer when he parked in the Diesel Only section.